the highlight of my weekend… finishing my bean bag set.. now how pathetic is that.

no partying

no drinking

no carrying on w/ slutty women (yeah right, like women even talk to me! hehe)

what else r weekends for? lol

and i did NONE of it

i was in bed by 11:00 friday (ok, i actually passed out on the couch from being up till 2:30 thurs. night)

i was in bed by 11:00 saturday (MONSTER headache… took 2 Tylenol and hit the sack)

and sunday, i shouldn’t have even bothered waking up.. i did jack shit ALL DAY

and now.. another SHITTY week of work.. W T F

Terrets Barbie!!!

more xiao flash stick figures!

My friend Harper just told me he had a dream last night.

his dream.. “well, me and my roommate went to the Slayer concert, and we were hanging out w/the band and found out they were huge jugglers. So there we are juggling w/ Slayer…..”

ok, u can stop there.. retard LOL

Worst pickup lines….

1) “Wanna go see Slayer with me?”

2) see #1

haha,

now this is some funny shit!!!!

The Freaks of Royal Oaks, MI.

An ad for a lube company

aight, got my new ride last night I got rid of my 1998 Pontiac Firebird (i luv’d it, but the Chicago winters.. BRUTAL..) and picked myself up a 2002 Chevy Trailblazer LS 4×4. See a pic HERE I drove it to work downtown today, and its SOOOO much different driving a big ass SUV than a Firebird. I can actually SEE traffic ahead of me (which there is a lot of on the Dan Ryan GRRR. The sound system.. nice (i have a headache already :-/) ! haha now all i have to do is figure out how the crap i’m gonna pay for it. GRR

A Cheltenham woman who had her debit card stolen was dubbed the ‘happiest victim of theft ever’ after the thief used her card to bet on two horse races.

The horses romped home and the winnings were placed by Ladbrokes directly into her account. Debit card owner Jacqueline Boanson checked her bank statement upon finding her card was stolen, and discover that her balance had increased by ?291.40.

The thief Andrew Cameron ended up in court. He was placed on probation for 12 months.

Any company with a bit of spare cash and looking to raise its corporate profile with a bit of thrusting and explosive marketing may care to check out this advertising opportunity on eBay.

For a modest sum, you can have your logo tattooed onto a man’s penis, or his buttock, or indeed both buttocks. We can only assume that this particular eBay seller is currently a bit hard-up, as it were. Having said that, the idea is not without artistic merit – hard-drinking thespo Oliver Reed sported a fetching eagle’s talon on his own virile member and he was quite a hit with the ladies.

Interestingly, the eBay entry is written by the man’s wife, who seems to be handling this particular penis: